Archive for 2008

Since When Is Not Understanding Yogiisms the Threshold for Stupidity?

Photographer #1: I keep trying to get reservations at [famous restaurant], but they only have ones for 10:00 pm.
Photographer #2: Yeah, nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded.
Photographer #1: Yeah, totally.
Photographer #2: No, it’s a joke. It’s Yogi Berra. “Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded.“
Photographer #1: I don’t get it.
Photographer #2: You’re an idiot.

–Bryant Park

Overheard by: Actually laughing out loud

I Should’ve Flown the Other Way to Get to Seoul

Disoriented stranger to random businessman: Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find the bus to New York?
Random businessman: This is New York.
Disoriented stranger: This is?!
Random businessman: Yeah, you’re in New York.
Disoriented stranger: Ooh! Really?! Oh, now I see!

–5th Ave & 48th St

Overheard by: Earl Weinz

Tension Fills the Air at Disney on Ice

Drunken idiot (in last row of Madison Square Garden): You don’t understand, I have connections. One phone call and I’m right back in here…
Security guard: I don’t care if you wanna call President Bush. You can use my cell phone. If the people in front of you complain again, you’re history. Enjoy the show, try not to drink too much.
Drunken idiot to girl who complained: Snitches get stitches!

–Madison Square Garden

Overheard by: Lalaith