Archive for 2008

Probably Out Looking for Pussy for Me

Hobo #1: So then she said she just wanted to be friends, and I was like, “What do you mean by “friends?” Like shake-hands friends? Cause I don’t need friends to shake hands with. I’m looking for pussy.“
Hobo #2: Haha, what did she say?
Hobo #1: Well, I dunno, she hasn’t called back yet.

–Union Square