Archive for 2008

Prob­a­bly Out Look­ing for Pussy for Me

Hobo #1: So then she said she just want­ed to be friends, and I was like, “What do you mean by “friends?” Like shake-hands friends? Cause I don’t need friends to shake hands with. I’m look­ing for pussy.“
Hobo #2: Ha­ha, what did she say?
Hobo #1: Well, I dun­no, she has­n’t called back yet.

–Union Square