Archive for 2008

Um­mm, I’m the Pi­lot

Wife: Hon­ey, she’s the wait­ress.
An­noyed hus­band: She is not the wait­ress.
Wife: Yes, she is.
An­noyed hus­band: She’s the stew­ardess.

–Jet­Blue, JFK

Over­heard by: Jess Mc­Gins

Pret­ty Much Their Busi­ness Mod­el

Black chick #1: Where should we go?
Black chick #2: Oh, there’s a Vic­to­ri­a’s Se­cret over there.
Black chick #1: Oh, no, I don’t go to Vic­to­ri­a’s Se­cret. I don’t buy shit from Vic­to­ri­a’s Se­cret. Nig­gas buy shit for me from Vic­to­ri­a’s Se­cret.

–Man­hat­tan Mall

Over­heard by: britt/brat

Porn Stars, for Ex­am­ple

Lit­tle girl: Dad­dy, do peo­ple have white hair be­cause they’re old?
Dad: Yes. And, in fact, some peo­ple like me have al­most no hair at all.

–M86 bus, 86th & Lex

Over­heard by: Jake

But Is That “Fair Use”?

Guy with elec­tric bass: This one’s re­al hard. Re­al hard. I’m gonna give who­ev­er gets this one three dol­lars! Three dol­lars! [Sings] I can see clear­ly now the rain is gone…
Moth­er of three: Jim­my Cliff! Jim­my Cliff!
Guy with elec­tric bass: Did you say ‘Jim­my Cliff’?! [Mum­bling up­on see­ing her lit­ter] Man, I wish she did­n’t have so many ba­bies… [Shout­ing to her again] You — you thought I said ‘rain.’ I said ‘train’ — I can see clear­ly now the train is goneI wrote that, not Jim­my.

–2 train

Over­heard by: jil