Archive for 2008

And We Made That Neck­lace Out of Them?

NYU boy #1: Damn, we were so high last night.
NYU boy #2: I know, I was just in the bath­room look­ing at the sham­poo bot­tle for, like, twen­ty min­utes be­cause it was, like, so beau­ti­ful!
NYU boy #3 (laugh­ing): Yeah, Brady was so fucked up… Re­mem­ber when he threw up his teeth?

–St. Mark’s Place

Over­heard by: cindy fer­nan­dez

At Least Use the “Unit­ed Ne­gro Piz­za Fund” Line

Pan­han­dler: Are there any Chris­tians here who could help me out? Any Chris­tians who can spare just one pen­ny? (no one gives him any mon­ey, so he goes to next car)
Pan­han­dler (mut­ter­ing) I can’t be­lieve there’s not one Chris­t­ian who’ll help me out.
Man stand­ing near­by (yelling): Am­a­teur!

–4 Train

Over­heard by: Iris K