Archive for 2008

Yeah, Good Point Mom, I’ll Just Make One out of My Dis­c­man and Some Liq­uid In­stead

Mom: The po­lice are go­ing to be every­where to­day. They have to watch out for ter­ror­ists who might have bombs in their bags.
Lit­tle Boy: What if I ac­ci­den­tal­ly have a bomb up my butt?
Mom: They’ll have to squeeze it out of you. Be­ing a po­lice­man is a dan­ger­ous job.
Lit­tle Boy: But what if I fart, and it ex­plodes?!
Mom: Be­ing a po­lice­man is a dan­ger­ous job.

–F Train

Over­heard by: Stephanie E.