11 year-old girl to dad: Sucking on something automatically makes you gay.
Overheard by: Kirby
NYPD detective, working Gay Pride parade: They’ve been coming out for the last two hours. And they will probably be coming out for another three hours!
–5th Ave & 55th St
Overheard by: Just Visiting…
Not very effeminate gay guy, near extremely effeminate group of pride festers: Suddenly, I don’t feel so gay!
–PrideFest, Abingdon Square
Overheard by: proud dad
Man to friend: The problem with getting too buff is that people start to think that you’re gay.
Male fashionista to stranger on bus: And she thought I was gay because I dress well and stuff. (to another passenger) Oh, is that moisturizer? Can I use some?
Overheard by: Can’t imagine why she thought so
Woman handcuffed to man, having romantic picnic with rose petals spilled over a blanket: I didn’t think I would be handcuffed to you in a park telling you all of my secrets when I met you in a gay bar!
–Central Park Sheep Meadow