Archive for October, 2009

You There in the Back Row — This Means You.

Stu­dent, re­fer­ring to pi­nus: Wait, does that ac­tu­al­ly mean “pe­nis”?
Latin teacher: No. But once I made a joke about penis­es in a pa­per in col­lege and my teacher wrote, “nev­er do this”.
(class laughs)
Latin teacher: So guys, don’t play with your penis­es!

–Bard High School Ear­ly Col­lege

Over­heard by: The­seus