Average-sized girl: This stuff is beautiful! But it would look so blah on me. You’re lucky you’re a size 24 waist and can look so hot in this stuff.
Model-looking friend: Meh, it’s overrated.
Average-sized girl: Yeah, right! Name one thing that’s not cool about being as thin as you are.
Model-looking friend: Well, I kind of miss… eating. (awkward pause) And also, I’m a size 23 waist.
–Upper East Side
Overheard by: Hopes she’s exaggerating