Archive for 2009

Why’d That Kid Just Call You “Grand­pa”?

To­ken booth man to teen: So you have no book bag, no ID, and no mon­ey? What grade are you in?
Teen: Eighth grade.
To­ken booth man: So why don’t you have your books?
Teen: I spent the night at my girl­friend’s.
To­ken booth man: So you have no book bag, no ID, no mon­ey, you’re in ei­hgth grade,and you spent the night at your girl­friend’s?

–Sub­way, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Mom in tran­sit