Archive for 2009

Ladies and Gen­tle­men: Our Fu­ture.

High school thug girl #1: Yo, I want to get some­thing pierced.
High school thug girl #2: That’d be so cool, yo. But what’d you get?
High school thug girl #1: When I have a daugh­ter I’m gonna name her “bitch”.
High school thug girl #2 (af­ter qui­et con­tem­pla­tion): Bitch…yeah…that’d be cool.
High school thug girl #1: I guess I’d get my nose pierced.

–Q Train

For Me, Any­way

Hip­ster #1: And so then she said, “I’m not even turned on, I just think you’re re­tard­ed…“
Hip­ster #2: Oh, dude. Did you guys still have sex?
Hip­ster #1: Yeah, it was okay.

–Broad­way & Hous­ton

Over­heard by: Rachel