Archive for 2009

I Was Sup­posed to Make Dessert!

Tween thug #1: Yo, Beth Is­rael hos­pi­tal. You got­ta be a Jew to go there? Ha­ha!
Tween thug #2, somber­ly: No. My grand­moth­er was in there.
Tween thug #1: Oh. I’m sor­ry… Shit! Look, that’s where we got ar­rest­ed! They cuffed me on that cor­ner!
Tween thug #2: Yo, what time is it?
Tween thug #1: 5:11. (pause) Oh damn, my mom­ma told me I had to be home at 5! She gonna kill me.

–B82 Bus