Archive for 2009

I Al­ways Miss the Good Gang Ini­ti­a­tions

Ur­ban yout’ #1: There was cake, yo!
Ur­ban yout’ #2 (in sob­bing yowl): Caaaake?
Ur­ban yout’ #1: Nig­ger, there was cake! There were two cakes up in that shit!
Ur­ban yout’ #2: Yo, that is fucked up! (in small, sad voice) Good cake? What kind?
ur­ban yout’ #1: Nig­ger, these were good cakes. You should have gone, yo.
Ur­ban yout’ #2: Fuck. Cake.

–33rd St & 6th Ave

Still Think Chil­dren Are Pre­cious?

Four-year-old girl: You know, some­times I fart from my pag­i­na.
Sev­en-year-old boy: That’s im­pos­si­ble, you can­not fart from your pag­i­na.
Four-year-old girl: Yes, I re­al­ly fart from my pag­i­na, and I do it all the time.
Sev­en-year-old boy: How do you know it’s from your pag­i­na and not your butt?
Four-year-old girl: I know what comes from my butt and what comes from my pag­i­na. My pag­i­na feels like a but­ton.
Sev­en-year-old boy: I don’t care. You do not fart from your pag­i­na.
Four-year-old girl: Yes, I do, and Cin­derel­la does, too.
Sev­en-year-old boy: Just stop talk­ing to me.

–Rosa Mex­i­cana, 61st & Colum­bus

Over­heard by: Ariel­la

Sounds Like a Pyra­mid Scheme

Yup­pie mom #1: It’s very blocks fo­cused.
Yup­pie mom #2: Blocks?
Yup­pie mom #1: Yes, it’s a very pro­gres­sive school. They do very per­verse things with the blocks.
Yup­pie mom #2: Um, I don’t think I un­der­stand.
Yup­pie mom #1: You know, they use the blocks in lit­er­a­ture, in math…if they want to play kitchen, they have to build the kitchen first. It’s very pro­gres­sive.

–12th St & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Jen­ny