Archive for 2009

…Get Thee to a Punnery!

Nerdy guy #1: That dude is a total fag, anyway!
Nerdy girl: Uh, you can’t call people fags…
Nerdy guy #2: Yeah! From now on, let’s use “fog”.
Nerdy girl: That guy is such a fog?
Nerdy guy #1: Yeah… He will be mist.
(20 seconds later)
Nerdy girl: Wait! Missed? Mist? My god…


Like When He Was 2 and He Still Didn’t Know About Santa

Hot nerdy girl: Like that one time when I was 11, and I got in trouble for telling Kevin that there’s bacteria in yogurt and he started crying. Like, ugh, its not my fault you raised him to be so oblivious.
Hipster friend: Yeah, he was like 6 or something, he shoulda known dat shit by then.

–66th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Robert