Archive for 2009

At Least He Was Man Enough to Muf­fle His Sobs

Tall girl: So what hap­pened?
Brunette with bangs: I just did­n’t re­spond. I fig­ured that’d dri­ve him cra­zier. Be­sides, what do I have to say, re­al­ly? “You sucked in bed and were too emo for me–grow a pair and learn to fuck”? That’s not very nice, and frankly, the whole thing was so weird and ca­su­al I was glad it end­ed qui­et­ly.

–Enid’s, Green­point

Au­gust.

Young woman #1: And I hate him for it! I was al­ways the needy one! So now he’s do­ing what I taught him. Now he’s the needy one. That used to be me! And he’s us­ing the tricks I taught him to ma­nip­u­late me! I hate him so much!
Young woman #2: So when’s the wed­ding?

–Cen­tral Park Reser­voir

Over­heard by: The Grozz