Archive for 2009

At Least He Was Man Enough to Muffle His Sobs

Tall girl: So what happened?
Brunette with bangs: I just didn’t respond. I figured that’d drive him crazier. Besides, what do I have to say, really? “You sucked in bed and were too emo for me – grow a pair and learn to fuck”? That’s not very nice, and frankly, the whole thing was so weird and casual I was glad it ended quietly.

–Enid’s, Greenpoint


Young woman #1: And I hate him for it! I was always the needy one! So now he’s doing what I taught him. Now he’s the needy one. That used to be me! And he’s using the tricks I taught him to manipulate me! I hate him so much!
Young woman #2: So when’s the wedding?

–Central Park Reservoir

Overheard by: The Grozz