Archive for 2009

It May or May Not Be the Key to Re­solv­ing the En­er­gy Cri­sis

Ditzy blond fash­ion plate: So, I’ve called her like five times, and I feel kind of stu­pid, ‘cuz it’s just lip gloss, but it was like a $38 lip gloss, and I re­al­ly want it back.
Ditzy brunette fash­ion plate: Every­one on the train is to­tal­ly laugh­ing at us.
Ditzy blond: Yeah, I mean it is just lip gloss. Re­al­ly good lip gloss, though.
Ditzy brunette: What­ev­er, lip gloss is im­por­tant!

–Com­muter Train, Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: afalpi