Latina #1: What’s her nationality?
Latina #2: She’s a lesbian.
–Houston & Broadway
Archive for 2009
Some Sex Ed Videos Go Overboard in Their Attempts to Relate to Teens
Girl: But you have to wear condoms, though, man.
Guy: I know, man! But it’s crazy, man.
–Bronx Community College
I Have Certain Reservations About His Father
Woman #1: Your baby doesn’t have shoes on!
Woman #2: He doesn’t need shoes, he’s part Indian.
–Madison Square Garden
I’m All Too Familiar With Molds, Parasites and Fungi
Dude #1: Yeah, you would know how to spot them.
Dude #2: Well, I did grow the shit in ’01.
–53rd St & 3rd Ave
Overheard by: BTRAIN
No, for the Last Time.
Girl: So I was curious…
Boyfriend: Wait, aren’t you bi-curious?
–6th St & Ave A
Overheard by: erkala
…While I Go Rev the Getaway Car.
Big man waiting in line: Mom, it’s organic, not robbery.
Mom: Okay, keep telling yourself that.
–Whole Foods
Overheard by: Jessica
Translation: “I’d Like You to Blow Me.”
Red-headed boy: I like your nose.
Brunette girl: Okay.
Red-headed boy: It’s like “ah! I’m a nose!”
–R Train
Nobody in the Midwest Is a Bit Surprised
Teenage girl #1: I’m taking math, earth science, socialism, and English.
Teenage girl #2: Uh-uh.
–President St & Smith St, Brooklyn
Overheard by: porter
Ahem, Ich Brauche Einen Drink
20-something girl #1: What’s wrong with the German language? What have you got against German?
20-something girl #2: Nothing, I just really need a drink.
–R Train
Moral Of the Story: Even the Deaf Can Be Pervs.
Woman, demonstrating American Sign Language: Meaning is so dependent on the duration of the sign. This (makes gesture) means “thirst,” but this (makes gesture) means “lust.“
Man: I guess it depends on what kind of fluid you want.
–1 Train
