So…Greek?

Latina #1: What’s her nationality?
Latina #2: She’s a lesbian.

–Houston & Broadway

Some Sex Ed Videos Go Overboard in Their Attempts to Relate to Teens

Girl: But you have to wear condoms, though, man.
Guy: I know, man! But it’s crazy, man.

–Bronx Community College

I Have Certain Reservations About His Father

Woman #1: Your baby doesn’t have shoes on!
Woman #2: He doesn’t need shoes, he’s part Indian.

–Madison Square Garden

I’m All Too Familiar With Molds, Parasites and Fungi

Dude #1: Yeah, you would know how to spot them.
Dude #2: Well, I did grow the shit in ’01.

–53^rd St & 3^rd Ave

Overheard by: BTRAIN

No, for the Last Time.

Girl: So I was curious…
Boyfriend: Wait, aren’t you bi-curious?

–6^th St & Ave A

Overheard by: erkala

…While I Go Rev the Getaway Car.

Big man waiting in line: Mom, it’s organic, not robbery.
Mom: Okay, keep telling yourself that.

–Whole Foods

Overheard by: Jessica

Translation: “I’d Like You to Blow Me.”

Red-headed boy: I like your nose.
Brunette girl: Okay.
Red-headed boy: It’s like “ah! I’m a nose!”

–R Train

Nobody in the Midwest Is a Bit Surprised

Teenage girl #1: I’m taking math, earth science, socialism, and English.
Teenage girl #2: Uh-uh.

–President St & Smith St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: porter

Ahem, Ich Brauche Einen Drink

20-something girl #1: What’s wrong with the German language? What have you got against German?
20-something girl #2: Nothing, I just really need a drink.

–R Train

Moral Of the Story: Even the Deaf Can Be Pervs.

Woman, demonstrating American Sign Language: Meaning is so dependent on the duration of the sign. This (makes gesture) means “thirst,” but this (makes gesture) means “lust.“
Man: I guess it depends on what kind of fluid you want.

–1 Train