Archive for 2009

Ac­tu­al­ly, Some­thing Like This

Un­at­trac­tive fag hag: So we went out Fri­day and he slept over af­ter­wards.
Gay male friend: I knew it!
Un­at­trac­tive fag hag: Yeah, but then like, the next morn­ing, I was in the oth­er room and I over­heard him talk­ing on his cell phone and he was say­ing some­thing about how I was a brown bag­ger. What does that mean, that it was in the bag? Like, I’m a slut?
Gay male friend: Uh­h­hh… some­thing like that.

–L Train