Archive for 2009

Normal for an American, or What?

20-something skinny hipster girl: I’m in an eating phase. It started on Tuesday, and it’ll go until Friday, if I’ve calculated my lunar cycle correctly.
20-something skinny hipster boy: Yeah, me too… I hadn’t eaten for weeks, so I’ll probably go til Saturday or Sunday.
20-something skinny hipster girl: What about you?
20-something chubby stoned hipster girl: I don’t know what the fuck you guys are talking about. I eat like a normal person.

–Upper East Side

Overheard by: emily darwin

You There in the Back Row — This Means You.

Student, referring to pinus: Wait, does that actually mean “penis”?
Latin teacher: No. But once I made a joke about penises in a paper in college and my teacher wrote, “never do this”.
(class laughs)
Latin teacher: So guys, don’t play with your penises!

–Bard High School Early College

Overheard by: Theseus