Archive for 2009

Don’t Ask Me to Do the Cul­tur­al Math

Hip­ster guy: Be right back. (ten min­utes lat­er, comes back and sits down) Nev­er­mind.
Hip­ster girl: You can’t “nev­er­mind” a “be right back” ten min­utes in­to said “be right back” time. It then goes from be­ing a “nev­er­mind” to a “back.“
Hip­ster guy: I was on­ly gone a sec­ond…
Hip­ster girl: It was still a valid time to say “back.” Not “nev­er­mind”.

–Star­bucks

Over­heard by: Rad Ray­na

Now If On­ly Katie Holmes Would Have That Ex­pe­ri­ence

Girl #1: Dude, how amaz­ing was Adam Lam­bert in con­cert last night?
Girl #2: Holy shit! There was a point in the show where I ac­tu­al­ly con­sid­ered go­ing on Zoloft be­cause I have ab­solute­ly no shot with him, but then he gy­rat­ed again and threw me out of my het­ero­sex­u­al-girl-in-love-with-a-hot-flam­boy­ant-gay-man funk.

–Whole Foods, Colum­bus Cir­cle