Archive for 2009

TV Is TV, Cur­tis

Young woman: I want to see it when they give the Yan­kees the keys to the city.
Thug boyfriend: Okay.
Young woman: What do the keys open?
Thug boyfriend: It’s just, like, a stat­ue and shit.
Young woman: Oh, I thought they all got a turn try­ing to open the vault at the bank, and one of the keys works.
Thug boyfriend: You dumb bitch. That’s The Price Is Right, not The World Se­ries!

–E Train