Archive for 2009

Um, Have You *Seen* Jack­ass?

French les­bian: Mar­tin Luther king, was he white?
Amer­i­can les­bian: No. He was black!
French les­bian: Oh I al­ways get him con­fused with that oth­er pres­i­dent who was the crip­ple.
Amer­i­can les­bian: Mar­tin Luther king was­n’t ever a pres­i­dent.
French les­bian: God! But they have a day for him any­way? Amer­i­ca is so pre­ten­tious!

–East Vil­lage