Archive for 2009

The Pink Floyd Laser Show Is Al­ways a Crap Shoot

Teen girl #1: I’m not do­ing it for the same rea­sons as like peo­ple in the sixtes. I’m not try­ing to see god or any­thing.
Teen girl #2: I’m not fuck­ing wor­ried about you hav­ing a re­li­gious ex­pe­ri­ence, I’m wor­ried about you see­ing Sgt. Pep­per jerk­ing off to Bar­ney or some­thing!

–Es­ca­la­tor, Time Warn­er Build­ing