Archive for January, 2010

…For Dif­fer­ent Rea­sons Than Usu­al.

Ditzy girl #1: You’ll nev­er be­lieve it! I woke up this morn­ing and my fin­ger­nails were paint­ed!
Ditzy girl #2: You don’t re­mem­ber paint­ing them in the night?
Ditzy girl #1: Not at all! But I did a re­al­ly good job.
Ditzy girl #2: Yeah, they look great. Maybe I’ll come to your room tonight while you’re sleep­ing.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: amalthya

And I Blame Jon Gos­selin for Mak­ing Me a Racist

School­girl #1 to friend: I just don’t un­der­stand why we have to learn his­to­ry in school. It’s not like know­ing about Asi­a’s trade habits in the 1800s will get me any­where in life!
School­girl #2: I know. I mean, I don’t even like Asians, so why should I have to learn about them?
School­girl #1: Ex­act­ly.

–W13th St