Archive for January, 2010

…For Different Reasons Than Usual.

Ditzy girl #1: You’ll never believe it! I woke up this morning and my fingernails were painted!
Ditzy girl #2: You don’t remember painting them in the night?
Ditzy girl #1: Not at all! But I did a really good job.
Ditzy girl #2: Yeah, they look great. Maybe I’ll come to your room tonight while you’re sleeping.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: amalthya

And I Blame Jon Gosselin for Making Me a Racist

Schoolgirl #1 to friend: I just don’t understand why we have to learn history in school. It’s not like knowing about Asia’s trade habits in the 1800s will get me anywhere in life!
Schoolgirl #2: I know. I mean, I don’t even like Asians, so why should I have to learn about them?
Schoolgirl #1: Exactly.

–W13th St