Archive for February, 2010

At Least This One Did­n’t Point a Fin­ger in My Face and Say, “You’re Doomed! Doomed!!”

Lost Russ­ian woman: Ex­cuse me, does this stop at Pring Street?
Teenag­er: What? Oh, you mean “Spring Street.” Yeah. Just stay on the train.
(woman walks away)
Teenag­er to friend: What the fuck? That’s like the third one this week! Am I like an old Russ­ian woman mag­net or some­thing?

–N Train

…And You’re in Big Trou­ble When I Get Home Lat­er.

Con­duc­tor: Tick­ets, please.
Ghet­to com­muter woman: What’s tak­ing so long?
Con­duc­tor: (no re­sponse)
Ghet­to com­muter women: Hel­lo? Can you an­swer me?
Con­duc­tor: Can I just have your tick­et?
Ghet­to com­muter woman: Hold on. Youse a rude-ass moth­er­fuck­er.
Con­duc­tor: That’s it, get off my train.
Ghet­to com­muter woman: Youse still a rude-ass moth­er­fuck­er!

–LIRR

Over­heard by: hun­gover com­muter