Archive for June, 2010

Fun Game: Drink Every Time They Say “Fuck”.

Suit on train to gi­ant loud Hawai­ian guy on cell: Hey, would you keep it down?
Loud Hawai­ian gi­ant: Fuck you, you’re prej­u­diced! I was­n’t loud.
Suit: You woke me up! And what’s this prej­u­diced thing, are you Jew­ish?
Hawai­ian gi­ant: Fuck you ! I ain’t goin’ to jail! Fuck jail!

–NJT Train in­to Penn Sta­tion

Un­less I Wore the Ronald Rea­gan Mask.

Guy try­ing to sell con­doms with Oba­ma on them: Oba­ma con­doms, folks! On­ly $5!
Teenage girl #1: I bet those are good for hard times!
Teenage girl #2: That’s the kind of stim­u­lus pack­age I’m talkin’ bout!
Teenage girl #1: Oh my god! You should get some for you and Bob­by!
Teenage girl #2: No way! He’s a Re­pub­li­can! He would­n’t fuck me for a whole week if I asked him to wear one!!

–Bat­tery Park

Over­heard by: i bought 2 of those.