Blonde in convertible: Hey, cutie!
Suit: (turns around briefly, keeps walking)
Blonde: Hey! With the nice ass, we were talking to you!
Suit, walking back to convertible: Yes?
Blonde: My friend here thinks you’re cute and wants your number.
Suit: Uh… I’m flattered, but I have a fiancee, so I’ll pass.
Brunette driver: I didn’t ask if you were single, I said you had a nice ass and I want your number.
Suit: Again, thanks, but no.
Brunette: How about I give you mine?
Blonde: You know, for when the marriage doesn’t work out.
Suit: Yeah, no. But you girls have a great day.
–3rd Ave & 46th St