Archive for September, 2010

Maybe He Does­n’t Eat Carbs?

Old black hobo: Folks… Look in­side your heart. I am hun­gry and I am home­less. Please help me with some food or some­thing. Look in­side your heart.
(young black teenag­er keeps wav­ing a sub­way sand­wich in his face while hobo con­tin­ues to rant)
Old black hobo: Look in­side your heart. I am so hun­gry. Just look in­side your heart!
Young black teenag­er, re­al pissed off: Suc­ka, look in­side this bag! There’s a sand­wich in here!

–1 Train