20-something girl: I mean, I can always sleep on top of him.
–Strawberry’s, Queens Centre Mall
Overheard by: i like that option…
Man to friend: I keep having dreams about being with other women, and I’ve never had them before. I think it must be the time of year or something.
–Hudson River Park
Girl on cell: Well, he slipped me Ecstasy while I was sleeping…
–23rd St & 8th Ave
Guy on cell: That’s awesome! (pause) That’s awesome! (pause) Dude, that’s like reverse Sleepaway Camp!
–27th & 2nd
Overheard by: liz
Nurse: I just want to stop having dreams of him saying “pap-smear pap-smear pap-smear…”
Overheard by: p y l