Archive for 2010

On the Plus Side, It Dou­bles As Spack­le.

Skin­ny In­di­an girl: It’s hot in here.
Chunky white girl: Too hot.
Skin­ny In­di­an girl: Well, at least it’s bet­ter than too cold.
Chunky white girl: How so?
Skin­ny In­di­an girl: Well, now I can wear a t‑shirt.
Chunky white girl: Yeah, but like, if it gets too hot we can’t be whip­ping our clothes off. No­body needs to see my pale shit.
Skin­ny In­di­an girl: Yeah, true.
Chunky white girl: Shit, girl. I have to buy my foun­da­tion at fu­ner­al homes.

–The Met