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The Most Thrilling Con­ver­sa­tion Leon Has Had in Weeks

Old­er gen­tle­man: Man! Yes­ter­day was my birth­day. Guess how old I am?
Dis­in­ter­est­ed old­er la­dy: I dun­no. 40s?
Old­er gen­tle­man: I’m 53 but I still look like I’m in my 30s.
Dis­in­ter­est­ed old­er la­dy, dead­pan: I’m a mil­lion years old.
Old­er gen­tle­man: Where you headin’?
Dis­in­ter­est­ed old­er la­dy: Up to 125th Street, then I take the bus to Queens.
Old­er gen­tle­man: Queens? I nev­er been to no Queens. What’s out there in Queens, man? I got­ta vis­it one day.
Dis­in­ter­est­ed old­er la­dy: You ain’t miss­ing much.

–M15 Bus