Archive for 2010

…He’d Like a Large Pep­per­oni Piz­za, Please.

Con­struc­tion man to In­di­an restau­rant serv­er: Can I get a chick­en lo mein?
Serv­er: Uh… That’s Chi­nese food, this is an In­di­an food restau­rant. The Chi­nese take-out is next door, but it’s closed.
Con­struc­tion man to walkie talkie: Hey, Char­lie, this is a Thai place and they don’t have chick­en lo mein. Want some­thing else in­stead?

–In­di­an Restau­rant, Brook­lyn Bridge

Over­heard by: Hun­gry­Man