Archive for 2010

But I’m More Im­por­tant Than Most!

Con­duc­tor: I know you all are in a hur­ry, and you are all very im­por­tant, but we need to close the train doors or we ain’t goin’ nowhere.
Woman: I can’t get in! Move in, peo­ple!
Con­duc­tor: Gi­i­i­i­irl, let me tell you right now, no way in hell you’re gonna fit. Step off and back it up, sis­tah. The train’s mov­ing.

–1 Train

Over­heard by: Kris