Archive for 2010

They’re So Grateful for My Tips, Though

20-something girl: Where do you want to go to dinner? How ’bout that Italian place on the Lower East Side? The one we went to when your parents were in town?
Tarty friend: Oh, no. We can’t go there.
20-something girl: Why not?
Tarty friend: (stares at her intently)
20-something girl: Oh. Well, how bout that place we like in the West Village?
Tarty friend: Nope. Sorry.
20-something girl, exasperated: Hey, can you, like, stop sleeping with the waiters at all our favorite restaurants? I’d really like to be able to eat at these places again.
Tarty friend, sighing earnestly: I’ll try.

–2 Train

Overheard by: doesn’t know whether to be impressed or judgmental

Jan Finally Takes “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” a Little Too Far

Hot girl #1: Oh, wow, guys, he just texted me and asked me if I want to go out for drinks with him!
Hot girl #2: He did?
Hot girl #3: Didn’t he make it with your sister?
Hot girl #2: Yeah, why do you want to go out with him for?
Hot girl #3: Double dipping, that’s why.
Hot girl #1: Yeah, why not? Let’s keep it in the family.

–Central Park

Overheard by: who say’s that!!!