Archive for 2010

Tonight’s Movie: The Pur­suit Of Hap­pymeal

Mc­Don­ald’s cashier: Next!
Teenage girl: Yeah, I’d like a chick­en nugget Hap­py Meal, girl toy, but can you put it in a nor­mal bag?
Mc­Don­ald’s cashier: A bag?
Teenage girl: Yeah, in­stead of the Hap­py Meal box.
Mc­Don­ald’s cashier, per­plexed: But it’s a Hap­py Meal…
Teenage girl: This is­n’t a dif­fi­cult con­cept. A Hap­py Meal. Chick­en nuggets. Girl toy. In the bag the oth­er food comes in.
Mc­Don­ald’s cashier, per­plexed: But it’s a Hap­py Meal. They come in a box.
Teenage girl: Okay, can you give me an ex­tra bag, then?
Mc­Don­ald’s cashier, per­plexed: Okay!

–Mc­Don­ald’s

Awww

Re­al­ly hot, butch Asian gay guy: It re­al­ly just de­pends on the guy… I mean, I sup­pose ver­sa­til­i­ty in­ter­ests me. (looks away sus­pi­cious­ly, downs drink)
Re­al­ly hot, butch white gay guy: Def­i­nite­ly. Ver­sa­til­i­ty is key. I mean, I don’t think I could ever date a to­tal top. You’re not a to­tal top, are you?
Re­al­ly hot, butch Asian gay guy: Not any­more.

–Bar, 51st & 9th