Archive for 2010

We Unite in a Com­mon Pur­pose Of Self-De­struc­tion

Guy: So you smoke for so­cial rea­sons? I don’t get it.
Girl: You know, I do it so that I can go out and talk to oth­ers. I on­ly do it when I’m want­i­ng to spend time with peo­ple.
Guy: I still don’t get it.
Girl: It’s just what I do when I want to spend some time with my friends.
Guy: Oh, so like how co­caine is for me?
Girl: Yeah! Kind of like that.

–1 Train

You Can’t Han­dle the Wednes­day One-Lin­er!

Girls on bench: Is US week­ly mag­a­zine, like, the on­ly one that’s true?

–Cen­tral Park

Man on cell, cross­ing street: And I told that Jew­ish cunt that every­thing she’s heard about black men is true, and I’m gonna stick my foot in her fuck­ing mouth.

–46th St & Madi­son Ave

Bum con­vers­ing with Bible-tot­ing teens: Yes, it’s in the Bible… But is it true?

–Union Square

Skater boy: Most things aren’t true.

–72nd St & Am­s­ter­dam

You’re No Body ’til Some Body Wednes­day One-Lin­ers You

Ghet­to girl to group of friends: And I was just like “Oh my god! No, she did­n’t! Not with that nose!”

–C Train

Guy: You could fry an egg on her stom­ach.

–Union Square Green Mar­ket

Over­heard by: Con­fab­u­la­tion Na­tion

In­di­an cougar: I just like the feel­ing of a nice hard young male body.

–Bow­ery St

Over­heard by: Dj bj

Woman show­ing pic­tures on cam­era: And this is da one where I’m givin’ him da deaf eyes…

–West Vil­lage

Over­heard by: Cass

Woman on cell: Nev­er once have I opened my legs to any­one… be­sides you.

–Down­town Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Matt Mar­tin

Teen to friend: They said it would­n’t be fair for me to fight her cause she ain’t got no fin­gers.

–Out­side Eras­mus High School