Archive for 2010

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers See New York With Fresh Eyes

Tourist to an­oth­er, look­ing at El­lis Is­land: Look, there is Al­ca­traz!

–Stat­en Is­land Fer­ry

Lit­tle tourist girl to dad: Why are there so many brown peo­ple in this city?

–Lex­ing­ton & 59th St

Tourist: We have made it to the cen­ter of the earth!

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Lance Tor­res

Tourist: Wow! Times Square is re­al­ly busy tonight.

–Times Square

Over­heard by: erkala

Teenage tourist: Soooo… It’s like a lit­tle bus… On rails… That goes in a tun­nel?

–42nd & 7th

First Of All, It’s Fi­ji

Jan­i­tor, look­ing at bath­room floor: Oh, I don’t need this! Look at this wa­ter all over the floor! All over the place! Why don’t you clean your pussy at home? Pour Evian all over the floor so you can clean your pussy–clean your dirty pussy at home! I don’t need this! Wa­ter all over the floor!

–Bath­room, Port Au­thor­i­ty Bus Ter­mi­nal