Archive for 2010

The iTouch App We’ve All Been Wait­ing for

Blonde #1: I just got my boobs done!
Blonde #2: Oh, wow! They’re so cute!
Blonde #1: They don’t look too big or rock hard, do they? They hurt so much, I feel like a damn porn star!
Blonde #2: No, they look awe­some!
Blonde #1: Wan­na feel them?
Blonde #2: (squeezes friend’s boobs)

–Ap­ple Store, 14th St

Over­heard by: Susie

Raise Your Hand If You Love Drunk Talk

Guy #1: So I spent most of the night at her place, but we on­ly made out.
Guy #2: Dude, she want­ed to fuck you!
Guy #1: I know, I don’t know what I was do­ing.
Guy #2: Well, dude, you did fuck her!
Guy #1: What’ya mean?
Guy #2: She want­ed to fuck you, but you did­n’t fuck her, right?
Guy #1: Right.
Guy #2: She got fucked!

–Loli­ta Bar