Archive for 2010

When Com­pli­ments At­tack!

Woman to friend, in crowd­ed line: I feel like I’m in a de­part­ment store. I’m rid­dled with anx­i­ety.
Friend: If you don’t get good cus­tomer ser­vice, you walk the fuck out­ta there! I am anal about cus­tomer ser­vice in the gym.
(they reach the cashier)
Friend to cashier: Hey, la­dy, you ac­tu­al­ly know how to do your job. They should make you man­ag­er, so at least some­one around here does what they’re sup­posed to.

–Whole­foods, Chelsea

Over­heard by: Kather­ine