Woman in therapy: So I don’t know, I really liked her.
Therapist: Well, did you talk to her about it?
Woman: No, the bitch doesn’t call me anymore, she does yoga now. We used to go to Star Trek conventions together, but she stopped talking to me. I don’t even care about that bitch anymore.
Therapist: You know, she’s not a bitch just because she doesn’t want to talk to you!
Woman: Yes she is, I don’t even care.
Overheard by: They need a sound machine