Man on cell: I started Jamba Juice night, and I can end it!
Guy on cell: What about poison? Clear poison? Mix a little in her Diet Coke.
Male barista to another: Girrrl, I just had two Red Bulls. Do you see how big my eyes are right now? I’m messed up!
Fireman leaving Duane Reade holding soda: Don’t buy soda in there, it’s really expensive.
–Broadway & 103rd St
Teenage guy, walking in store with two pet snakes wrapped around his shoulders: I want a snake-a-lotta! (everyone ignores him, and he walks out)