40-something suit: He said he was an anarchist. He refused to pull over for emergency vehicles.
–45th & Park Ave
Overheard by: Katy
Police officer on megaphone: People, you are in the middle of a road and are blocking traffic. If there is an emergency, nooooboddddy is going to save you.
–57th & 11th
Elevator operator: Man, if I had an emergency chute, I would use that shit today.
–168th St Train Station
Guy rushing out of off-track betting: Hi, Sharon? I’m sorry I didn’t call you. I had an emergency this morning. I’m in the hospital. I’ll call you right back.
–5th Ave, Bay Ridge
Overheard by: b_clothman