Archive for 2011

No Hair, the Musical for the New Century

Latino man #1: Hey man, you don’t look like you in your ID.
Latino man #2.: Yeah, that’s cause I don’t shave in the winter.
(three minutes later)
Latino man #2.: Yo, I always shave. Everything. I hate hair.

–3 Train

Overheard by: YS


How the Little Red Riding Hood Tale Is Told in Brooklyn

Young slacker: I lost my grandmother today.
Young psychotic friend: Oh, don’t worry, she will come back soon, if she has no car.
Young slacker: She’s dead, asshole!
Young psychotic friend: Oh. I’m really sorry, it’s true.
Young slacker: Don’t worry, it was funny.
Young psychotic friend: Okay.

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: Athanagore Crumb