Lati­no man #1: Hey man, you don’t look like you in your ID.
Lati­no man #2.: Yeah, that’s cause I don’t shave in the win­ter.
(three min­utes lat­er)
Lati­no man #2.: Yo, I al­ways shave. Every­thing. I hate hair.

–3 Train

Over­heard by: YS

Guy on the phone: She dumped me be­cause I have a 14-inch dick. She said it hurt when we fucked.
Girl near­by: Sure, bud­dy.

–Lorimer & Ainslie

Young slack­er: I lost my grand­moth­er to­day.
Young psy­chot­ic friend: Oh, don’t wor­ry, she will come back soon, if she has no car.
Young slack­er: She’s dead, ass­hole!
Young psy­chot­ic friend: Oh. I’m re­al­ly sor­ry, it’s true.
Young slack­er: Don’t wor­ry, it was fun­ny.
Young psy­chot­ic friend: Okay.

–Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Athanagore Crumb

20-some­thing hip­ster guy with big curly hair: Am­phib­ians are gonna die soon.
20-some­thing hip­ster chick: Yeah…

–24th & 7th

Over­heard by: Harlem­Ry