Latino man #1: Hey man, you don’t look like you in your ID.
Latino man #2.: Yeah, that’s cause I don’t shave in the winter.
(three minutes later)
Latino man #2.: Yo, I always shave. Everything. I hate hair.
–3 Train
Overheard by: YS
Archive for 2011
Few Things in New York Are As Advertised
Guy on the phone: She dumped me because I have a 14-inch dick. She said it hurt when we fucked.
Girl nearby: Sure, buddy.
–Lorimer & Ainslie
How the Little Red Riding Hood Tale Is Told in Brooklyn
Young slacker: I lost my grandmother today.
Young psychotic friend: Oh, don’t worry, she will come back soon, if she has no car.
Young slacker: She’s dead, asshole!
Young psychotic friend: Oh. I’m really sorry, it’s true.
Young slacker: Don’t worry, it was funny.
Young psychotic friend: Okay.
–Brooklyn
Overheard by: Athanagore Crumb
Eating Animal Crackers Has This Effect on a Lot Of People.
20-something hipster guy with big curly hair: Amphibians are gonna die soon.
20-something hipster chick: Yeah…
–24th & 7th
Overheard by: HarlemRy
