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Where Do You Stand on Honky Tonk Bars?

Fe­male lawyer #1: So we stopped and ate at Crack­er Bar­rel.
Fe­male lawyer #2: Oh, my hus­band loves Crack­er Bar­rel!
Male lawyer #1: How come it’s okay to have a restau­rant named Crack­er Bar­rel, but when there was a restau­rant chain called Sam­bo’s, they were forced to change their name?
Male lawyer #2: And what about the Wash­ing­ton Red­skins?
Male lawyer #1: Yeah, imag­ine if they had a team named The Dark­ies?
Male lawyer #2: So how come no­body forces the Red­skins to change their name?
Male lawyer #1: Cause, when’s the last time you saw a mob of In­di­ans kick some­one’s ass?
Male lawyer #2: Custer?
Male lawyer #1: I rest my case.
Fe­male lawyer #2: And just what does any of this have to do with Crack­er Bar­rel?
Male lawyer #1: You ever take a look at who eats there?

–Civ­il Court, Sut­phin Boule­vard, Ja­maica

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry