Woman: Bitch, why you up on my bag?
Girl: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to step there.
Guy #1: It was an accident! Leave her alone!
Woman: Motherfucker! This ain’t none of your damn business.
Guy #2: Maybe if your big black ass wasn’t in the way…
Woman: Fuck all three of you! And yes, my black ass is big, and it’s beautiful.
Overheard by: Asizzzle