Archive for 2011

Is It Just Us or Does This Look Like Urine?

Lit­tle boy: Dad, you have a Kom­bucha mus­tache!
Dad: Just eat your Clif Bar.

–2 Train

Tonight on What Not to Steal

Se­cu­ri­ty guard to woman who has just set off alarm: Are you wear­ing any­thing from an­oth­er store that might have set it off? J. Crew? Madewell?
Woman, aghast: Are you se­ri­ous?

–Open­ing Cer­e­mo­ny Store

Over­heard by: Jonathan Lee