Little boy: Dad, you have a Kombucha mustache!
Dad: Just eat your Clif Bar.
–2 Train
Little boy: Dad, you have a Kombucha mustache!
Dad: Just eat your Clif Bar.
–2 Train
Security guard to woman who has just set off alarm: Are you wearing anything from another store that might have set it off? J. Crew? Madewell?
Woman, aghast: Are you serious?
–Opening Ceremony Store
Overheard by: Jonathan Lee
Man with booming voice: Do they make books anymore that do not have vampires in them?
Woman with equally loud voice: No, they have to have vampires, werewolves, or wizards in them. That is all there is.
–Borders
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist