Archive for 2011

Is It Just Us or Does This Look Like Urine?

Little boy: Dad, you have a Kombucha mustache!
Dad: Just eat your Clif Bar.

–2 Train

Tonight on What Not to Steal

Security guard to woman who has just set off alarm: Are you wearing anything from another store that might have set it off? J. Crew? Madewell?
Woman, aghast: Are you serious?

–Opening Ceremony Store

Overheard by: Jonathan Lee