Chick: I have money on me, but I’m not gonna spend it on fucking food!
–E 10th St
Overheard by: j
Guy on cell, in line for New York to Boston Fung Wah bus: I gotta go the the bean.
Overheard by: Rebecca
Hobo, screaming out loud: Turkey does not cure cripple!
Overheard by: M
Overly excited 20-something: I have an egg timer, have you ever seen an egg timer?
–23rd & 3rd
Overheard by: wish I had one