Gay guy on cell: I think the divorce party was probably unnecessary. (pause) And her stabbing the cake! (pause) No, I don’t feel sorry for her having that drink tossed in her face! (pause) You gonna talk about my clothes when you still wear colored contacts?

–St. Mark’s Church

Guy to friends: He set himself up for a fall because he had some big shoes to fill. I mean, they were his own shoes, but still…

–37th & 8th

Dad to little girl: No accessorizing until we get on the train.

–Outside Penn Station

Overheard by: jessica

Mother to son: You shouldn’t laugh; you’ve got dog socks on.

–R Train

Overheard by: Puck