Tourist to wife: I just don’t un­der­stand! Where are we?!

–Times Square

Pan­ick­ing tourist to se­cu­ri­ty guard: Where’s Rock­e­feller Cen­ter? We’re look­ing for Rock­e­feller Cen­ter.

–Lob­by of One Rock­e­feller Plaza

Over­heard by: Cung

20-some­thing girl to friend: We should learn to read maps. We live in New York City. It’s so sim­ple. We should learn to read maps.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Kather­ine

Man to woman, walk­ing: It’s Broad­way and 6th, but I don’t know where that is.

–Broad­way & 6th