Archive for 2012

Wednesday Line-Drivers

Conductor, over PA: This is 173rd, next stop 168th… An, I toll you all tha de Yankees was gonna win! My trusty crystal ball nevah fails me. Now, for tamorrah's lottry numbahs… Woops! My crystal ball just fell an broke.

–A Train

Overheard by: amused subway rider

Doomsday proclaimers carrying signs: Evil is coming to this place. No more Chevrolet and apple pie. No more fuckin' Superbowl, man.

–Delancey & Ludlow

Overheard by: Jana

Teen girl: Is it true that all Jewish guys are Yankees fans and all ginger and Irish guys are Mets fans?

–Bard High School

Overheard by: KB

Teacher to students leaving class: Hey guys, check out my golf swing! (swings an imaginary golf club) I love golf.

–Bard High School Early College

Overheard by: r

Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Yankee stadium. Please note, there are more stairs at the end of the platform. Again, if you are a Yankees fan, there are more stairs at the end of the platform, if you are a Red Sox fan, get back on the train I'm taking you home.

–4 Train

Wednesday-One-Linerlicious

Bro: Dude, I don't know what to do about Jersey. They're so out of touch…

–Southbound N Train

Loud coworker: And I was like, "oh my god, don't use lip liner or you'll look like one of those New Jersey bitches!"

–Union Square

Random woman: I don't want my kids to be from Jersey!

–41st & 6th

Overheard by: Fair Enough

Meathead, about Statue of Liberty: That green bitch looks better from Jersey.

–The Jewel Yacht, MC Chris Concert

Overheard by: MCC fan