Archive for 2012

Wednes­day Line-Dri­vers

Con­duc­tor, over PA: This is 173rd, next stop 168th… An, I toll you all tha de Yan­kees was gonna win! My trusty crys­tal ball nevah fails me. Now, for ta­mor­rah’s lot­try num­bahs… Woops! My crys­tal ball just fell an broke.

–A Train

Over­heard by: amused sub­way rid­er

Dooms­day pro­claimers car­ry­ing signs: Evil is com­ing to this place. No more Chevro­let and ap­ple pie. No more fuckin’ Su­per­bowl, man.

–De­lancey & Lud­low

Over­heard by: Jana

Teen girl: Is it true that all Jew­ish guys are Yan­kees fans and all gin­ger and Irish guys are Mets fans?

–Bard High School

Over­heard by: KB

Teacher to stu­dents leav­ing class: Hey guys, check out my golf swing! (swings an imag­i­nary golf club) I love golf.

–Bard High School Ear­ly Col­lege

Over­heard by: r

Con­duc­tor: Ladies and gen­tle­men, this is Yan­kee sta­di­um. Please note, there are more stairs at the end of the plat­form. Again, if you are a Yan­kees fan, there are more stairs at the end of the plat­form, if you are a Red Sox fan, get back on the train I’m tak­ing you home.

–4 Train


Bro: Dude, I don’t know what to do about Jer­sey. They’re so out of touch…

–South­bound N Train

Loud cowork­er: And I was like, “oh my god, don’t use lip lin­er or you’ll look like one of those New Jer­sey bitch­es!”

–Union Square

Ran­dom woman: I don’t want my kids to be from Jer­sey!

–41st & 6th

Over­heard by: Fair Enough

Meat­head, about Stat­ue of Lib­er­ty: That green bitch looks bet­ter from Jer­sey.

–The Jew­el Yacht, MC Chris Con­cert

Over­heard by: MCC fan