Girl, carrying a few bottles of water: I’m just getting kind of sick of tap water.
Boyfriend: Uhh, sick of tap water?
Girl: Shut-up!

–Westerly Natural Market

Overheard by: Sophia P.

Guy in suit #1: You know what you do?
Guy in suit #2: What?
Guy in suit #1: You say ‘fuck it’ and go live in The Hamptons…

–Central Park, by Baseball Fields

Guy eating pizza: Its hottt!
Girl: Temperature hot or spicy hot?

–29^th & 7^th Ave

Girl: I think I’m going to be a lumberjack tomorrow.
Friend: But then how will we tell you apart from the hipsters? I mean really, what’s the difference between a lumberjack and a hipster?
Girl: One of them has a job.

–Citi Field

Guy, watching the Discovery shuttle making final flight: What’s that? Two planes together?
Friend: The top one is the Challenger that went to the moon.

–Queens

Employee #1: Allllllll niiiiiiiight loooooong. I’m gonna give it to ya, give it to ya, give it to ya, give it to ya…
Employee #2: Yo, shut up. This ain’t no Puerto Rican idol.

–Starbucks

Mother: Get your butt over here!
Little girl on leash: I am looking for the bunnies! (looks over a pile of large garbage bags)
Mother: You are fucking gettin’ on my nerves!
Little girl on leash: (starts to rip open garbage on street)
Mother: (tugs leash and slaps daughter’s hand and then begins pulling her daughter down the street)
Little girl on leash: Mom! I want to pet the bunnies!
Mother: I fucking told you already many times they bite and you will get diseases and rabies! You are so stuu-pidd.

–115^th St & 1^st Ave

Overheard by: Michael Bastianelli

Nervous girl holding wobbling cardboard box: It’s chewing through the box!
Boy holding birdcage: That’s so cute!

–94^th & Broadway

Employee #1: Does this look shlumpy? (indicates plastic water bottle, shoved in front pocket of her work shirt)
Employee #2: We work at Rite Aid. We all look shlumpy.

–Rite Aid, Brooklyn

Girl #1 to host: Can you change the tv to MSG?
Girl #2: MSG? Is that a channel?
Girl #3: Isn’t that in Chinese food?

–51^st & 2^nd