Girl, carrying a few bottles of water: I’m just getting kind of sick of tap water.
Boyfriend: Uhh, sick of tap water?
Girl: Shut-up!
–Westerly Natural Market
Overheard by: Sophia P.
Girl, carrying a few bottles of water: I’m just getting kind of sick of tap water.
Boyfriend: Uhh, sick of tap water?
Girl: Shut-up!
–Westerly Natural Market
Overheard by: Sophia P.
Guy in suit #1: You know what you do?
Guy in suit #2: What?
Guy in suit #1: You say ‘fuck it’ and go live in The Hamptons…
–Central Park, by Baseball Fields
Guy eating pizza: Its hottt!
Girl: Temperature hot or spicy hot?
–29th & 7th Ave
Girl: I think I’m going to be a lumberjack tomorrow.
Friend: But then how will we tell you apart from the hipsters? I mean really, what’s the difference between a lumberjack and a hipster?
Girl: One of them has a job.
–Citi Field
Guy, watching the Discovery shuttle making final flight: What’s that? Two planes together?
Friend: The top one is the Challenger that went to the moon.
–Queens
Employee #1: Allllllll niiiiiiiight loooooong. I’m gonna give it to ya, give it to ya, give it to ya, give it to ya…
Employee #2: Yo, shut up. This ain’t no Puerto Rican idol.
–Starbucks
Mother: Get your butt over here!
Little girl on leash: I am looking for the bunnies! (looks over a pile of large garbage bags)
Mother: You are fucking gettin’ on my nerves!
Little girl on leash: (starts to rip open garbage on street)
Mother: (tugs leash and slaps daughter’s hand and then begins pulling her daughter down the street)
Little girl on leash: Mom! I want to pet the bunnies!
Mother: I fucking told you already many times they bite and you will get diseases and rabies! You are so stuu-pidd.
–115th St & 1st Ave
Overheard by: Michael Bastianelli
Nervous girl holding wobbling cardboard box: It’s chewing through the box!
Boy holding birdcage: That’s so cute!
–94th & Broadway
Employee #1: Does this look shlumpy? (indicates plastic water bottle, shoved in front pocket of her work shirt)
Employee #2: We work at Rite Aid. We all look shlumpy.
–Rite Aid, Brooklyn
Girl #1 to host: Can you change the tv to MSG?
Girl #2: MSG? Is that a channel?
Girl #3: Isn’t that in Chinese food?
–51st & 2nd
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